I hope your mom ask you to flash ancient os on her phones

I hope your Minecraft cat dies by your hands

wise words by my senpai 😍🥵

I hope you get BL ads and become addicted to them 🤞🤞😌😌

I hope your loli collection grows into cringe wahmen

I hope your phone is connected to a bigass bt speaker next time you watch porn

I hope you'll never find the right orientation of your usb cabled when you wanna plug something in your pc

I hope accidentally touch the sink when you finish washing your hands

I hope you tear the fuck out of a paper in you exam when you are trying to erase something

I hope your pen leaks in you shirt pocket when you wear a white shirt to college

I'll find 69kg gold in under my house tomorrow and be filthy rich

You free rn? C errors are fukking annoying

nvm, I banged my head a couple of time and I might have some internal bleeding or a concussion

BUT I figured it

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fuck the sky

Am I high!?

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I hope you hit your gums hard while brushing your teeth tomorrow