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苏联海军元帅伊万·伊萨科夫于1938年起担任苏联副海军人民委员。1946年的一天,斯大林打电话给他,说考虑任命他为海军参谋长。伊萨科夫回答:“斯大林同志,我得向您报告。我有严重缺陷,有一条腿在战争中受重伤被截掉。”
“这是您认为必须报告的唯一缺陷吗?”
“对。”
“我们原先那位参谋长连头脑都没有,还照样坚持工作。您不过就缺条腿,没什么了不起。”斯大林说。



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苏联海军元帅伊万·伊萨科夫于1938年起担任苏联副海军人民委员。1946年的一天,斯大林打电话给他,说考虑任命他为海军参谋长。伊萨科夫回答:“斯大林同志,我得向您报告。我有严重缺陷,有一条腿在战争中受重伤被截掉。”
“这是您认为必须报告的唯一缺陷吗?”
“对。”
“我们原先那位参谋长连头脑都没有,还照样坚持工作。您不过就缺条腿,没什么了不起。”斯大林说。

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