How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes...dies.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons.

First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery; no one asks for money; I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry.

And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate.

Secularism saved humanity. I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State.

These two institutions screw us up enough on their own. so, both of them together is certain death.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Have you ever looked so good that you don't wanna go home because not enough people saw you?😂

Black people don't tell you that you look nice. They say "where are you going?"

When I ask how old your child is, I don't need to hear "27 months."

"He is two" will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm going to the bedroom to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.

My mother would say, "Why are you always playing alone?" And I would say, "I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious!"

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him as well.

While income inequality, over population & climate change remain to be the existential macro threats to my generation, our chronic procrastination habits and our willful ignorance to get lost in frivolous activities for hours at a time will be our individual demise.

The God Excuse: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.

(You) only know you've been high when you're feeling low.

- Passanger, Let Her Go

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you are emotionally detached from it. I have always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don't belong; it doesn't include me, and it never has. No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group.

Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them. I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

You are friends with someone if you can sit next to them without saying a word, and not feel akward.