theyre talking about me again

another boeing just fell out of the sky but people dont seem to care because it happened in india

its not friday yet

"did you score any cigarettes?"
"nah. i keep asking but he wont give me any."
"does he at least have games on his phone?"
"nope."
"fucked up."
"yeah, no, yeah. seriously."

I would like to inseminate her in a non-artificial manner

Literally me every time I’m waiting for food at restaurants.

Hyraxes. Beast mode all the time