'PERPETUALLY OPTIMISTIC CASE: Early in the execution, our research group makes a breakthrough on proving P=NP.'

2940. "Modes of Transportation"

'My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.'

2941. "Cell Organelles"

'It's believed that Golgi was originally an independent organism who was eventually absorbed into our cells, where he began work on his Apparatus.'

2942. "Fluid Speech"

'Thank you to linguist Gretchen McCulloch for teaching me about phonetic assimilation, and for teaching me that if you stand around in public reading texts from a linguist and murmuring example phrases to yourself, people will eventually ask if you're okay.'

2943. "Unsolved Chemistry Problems"

'I'm an H⁺ denier, in that I refuse to consider loose protons to be real hydrogen, so I personally believe it stands for 'pretend'.'

2944. "Magnet Fishing"

'The ten-way tie was judged a ten-way tie, so no one won the grand prize, a rare fishing monopole.'

2945. "Broken Model"

'In addition to eating foxes, rabbits can eat grass. The grass also eats foxes. Our equations chart the contours of Fox Hell.'