谁能把大象装进冰箱里呢？超级政治家能够办到。
第一步：抓一只猫，让猫在强烈的政治攻击下承认自己是大象。
第二步：公布计划：生产一种能装进大象的冰箱，动员国民捐款。实际上并不生产。
第三步：收买证人，证明大象已经被装进冰箱里。
第四步：利用媒体优势反复强调“猫是大象的祖先”这一理论，以防后患。
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