Молодой матрос на палубе курит трубку. Подходит боцман и просит затянуться.
— Мдааа, слабоват у тебя табачок.
— А можно Вашего попробовать?
— Попробуй.
Попробовал матросик.
— Вы туда что-то добавляете?
— Волосы с пизды любимой женщины.
— Слишком близко к жопе берёте.
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Secure video calling is in high demand. As an alternative to Zoom, many people are using end-to-end encrypted apps such as WhatsApp, FaceTime or Signal to speak to friends and family face-to-face since coronavirus lockdowns started to take place across the world. There’s another option—secure communications app Telegram just added video calling to its feature set, available on both iOS and Android. The new feature is also super secure—like Signal and WhatsApp and unlike Zoom (yet), video calls will be end-to-end encrypted.
With the help of the Search Filters option, users can now filter search results by type. They can do that by using the new tabs: Media, Links, Files and others. Searches can be done based on the particular time period like by typing in the date or even “Yesterday”. If users type in the name of a person, group, channel or bot, an extra filter will be applied to the searches.
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