谁能把大象装进冰箱里呢？超级政治家能够办到。
第一步：抓一只猫，让猫在强烈的政治攻击下承认自己是大象。
第二步：公布计划：生产一种能装进大象的冰箱，动员国民捐款。实际上并不生产。
第三步：收买证人，证明大象已经被装进冰箱里。
第四步：利用媒体优势反复强调“猫是大象的祖先”这一理论，以防后患。
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The global forecast for the Asian markets is murky following recent volatility, with crude oil prices providing support in what has been an otherwise tough month. The European markets were down and the U.S. bourses were mixed and flat and the Asian markets figure to split the difference.The TSE finished modestly lower on Friday following losses from the financial shares and property stocks.For the day, the index sank 15.09 points or 0.49 percent to finish at 3,061.35 after trading between 3,057.84 and 3,089.78. Volume was 1.39 billion shares worth 1.30 billion Singapore dollars. There were 285 decliners and 184 gainers.
The campaign, which security firm Check Point has named Rampant Kitten, comprises two main components, one for Windows and the other for Android. Rampant Kitten’s objective is to steal Telegram messages, passwords, and two-factor authentication codes sent by SMS and then also take screenshots and record sounds within earshot of an infected phone, the researchers said in a post published on Friday.
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