访问苏联的尼克松问勃列日涅夫：
“为什么苏联工人不造反？”
勃列日涅夫没有回答他，而是他带到了车间。他向工人们说道：
“从明天开始，你们将会缩减工资！”（掌声）
“将要提高工时！”（掌声）
“每十个人就要吊死一个！”（掌声，有人问，是自己准备绳子还是由工会提供？）
BY 苏联政治笑话
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