美国人、英国人、和苏联人夸口，说能给猫吃下芥茉。
美国人逮住猫，把芥茉塞到了猫嘴里。
“这是暴力！”苏联人抗议道。
英国人把芥茉放在两片香肠里，给猫吃下去。
“这是欺骗！”苏联人抗议道。
苏联人把芥茉抺在猫的尾巴上，猫敖敖叫着，用嘴去舔他的尾巴。
“请注意，他是自愿的，并且唱着歌！”
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Most people buy Bitcoin via exchanges, such as Coinbase. Exchanges allow you to buy, sell and hold cryptocurrency, and setting up an account is similar to opening a brokerage account—you’ll need to verify your identity and provide some kind of funding source, such as a bank account or debit card. Major exchanges include Coinbase, Kraken, and Gemini. You can also buy Bitcoin at a broker like Robinhood. Regardless of where you buy your Bitcoin, you’ll need a digital wallet in which to store it. This might be what’s called a hot wallet or a cold wallet. A hot wallet (also called an online wallet) is stored by an exchange or a provider in the cloud. Providers of online wallets include Exodus, Electrum and Mycelium. A cold wallet (or mobile wallet) is an offline device used to store Bitcoin and is not connected to the Internet. Some mobile wallet options include Trezor and Ledger.
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